Hi, I'm Allison. I'm 15 years-old, I live in Canda! If you want to know something, ask. All asks will be kept private unless they're anonymous. I love you all.
Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:
- Stay safe
- That’s what they all say
- Different strokes for different folks
- I hope you have the time of your life
- But you have so much to live for
- Please explain
- Don’t fall in
- I’ll alert the media
- Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no
I swear everyone on this high is website
I’m posting this gif almost entirely because of this mans untuck…
for a while i thought this was just reversed, but then i realised that you can’t reverse the landing.. WHAT THE FUCK. How you do that son?!
i can barely get out of bed without tripping
and then there’s this asshole
This is some graceful, superhero shit right here.
*white guy shoots up jewish community center*
*kills 3 men*
*member of the kkk*
*yells ‘heil hitler’ before being apprehended by police*
"were still unclear on a motive for the suspect"
"he was a troubled teenager and an outsider"
i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories
Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Sometimes it’s gray and it swims
Holy mother of YES, THAT.
sexuality is a dolphin
Dolphins are some of the only animals other than humans to have homosexual relations
Sexuality is a dolphin
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
me trying to get work done in school