Drunkenly Crying
Hi, I'm Allison. I'm 15 years-old, I live in Canda! If you want to know something, ask. All asks will be kept private unless they're anonymous. I love you all.

ugly:

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

you mean bacon and eggs right


nickelode0n:

mum i’m moving out

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joshpeck:

beholden-caulfield:

steps to being a beekeeper:

step 1: you must have honeycombs cereal for breakfast and cheerios for lunch

step 2. play royals, beez in the trap, and black and yellow nonstop

3. you must dress like a bee when addressing the bees

step four: watch bee movie this is ur bible


sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst


gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
is also ridiculously hot
is perfect human
shit
i feel so threatened rn
let's leak her nudes

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”