Hi, I'm Allison. I'm 15 years-old, I live in Canda! If you want to know something, ask. All asks will be kept private unless they're anonymous. I love you all.
why the fuck does he have the fucking quadratic formula tattooed on his arm like why jesus just why
tumblr if leo wins:
tumblr if leo loses:
The pizza is even more relevant now
Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed
if you are reading this, please put the sharp objects away, grab something to eat, read a book and forget about writing that last note. please, darling, do not end your life now or ever.
Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says “Who comes into a fucking bar for a drink of water? I’ll have a beer.”
people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted